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You think your family is embarrassing……   Is that a Christmas bush?       OMG       who you gonna call?       I hope this was the cover of their wedding album     who brings props to a get portraits????… more importantly, who brings a parrot?… or a weapon????          I want to see this framed and mounted on their living room wall… ha!       are they naked?       NO. HE. DIDN’T!… and no she didn’t let him!       Holy $h!t! …. And there is a suspicious looking foot in the bottom left corner, did he eat that kid earlier???!!       wow Dad thanks! Does his shirt say Cocaine!!!     WTF—more props gone wrong!       WOW.  Next time I hear someone preaching about the benefits of Breast feeding, I’m going to show them this and tell them it’s their mom.         Nice family photo to show the grandkids!! (notice the lid is up… so weird)       for real?  (a casket?)         My favorite… (look closely)………who's that hiding in the couch?